A piece of luck!

I recently bought a collection of miscellaneous notes. In it, among the Peckham Pounds and the Hell notes were several 'million dollar' notes, so I'm now officially rich!

What I didn't realize was that there was one 'trillion dollar' note, so I am super-rich. I think my wealth even beats Bill Gates. I will be organising a HUGE party to celebrate this at my new mansion before I set off on my around the world cruise.

If you have any last minute orders, please get them in before I go. I'm also selling tickets to my party if anyone is interested - please contact me.

See you soon!

Guy